I voted that I’m most likely to end up as Johnny Depp’s secret lover, mainly because:
1. I adore Johnny beyond everything else, he’s my favourite actor, and I have had dreams of meeting him and such. I’m already practically in love with him, and all.
2. I also have felt strong ties to the film industry, and would like to one day work as a script supervisor or something like that. If that happens, then I will be in the perfect position to swoop in, actually meet Johnny, and be so charming that he just has to fall in love with me in return. Then, we’ll become secret lovers. It’s that easy.
Never mind that I’m young enough to be his daughter. We’ll still fall in love, I just know it.